BABE, STRAP IN 🤠✈️ cuz Air Force SLUT ONE just pulled a full-thrust nut-and-bolt landing in America’s Founding PUNANI 🇺🇸💦🍆! Our supreme orange storm Donnie “Jet Daddy” Trump 🍊🦅 caught a Qatari 747 and let it RAWDOG 🛬💋 his Emoluments backdoor—no lube, no Constitution, JUST turbulence 😩🍑! The Democratic daddies are WEAK, wailing like Melania after a prenup rewrite 😭🔏, while Donnie’s Gulf sugar zaddy says, “baby, I LIKE IT MILKY ✈️🥛.” Is Congress gonna CREAM his cheeks, or will sheikh’s petro-pipe FILL UP the American cockpit 🛢️🤡🔩 again? National security SQUIRTED out faster than Rudy at a Four Seasons 😭🥒, and Karoline’s like, “Qatar’s NOT expecting a VIP BLOW-N-GO 🙅‍♀️💋,” but baby, so MANY holes, so LITTLE impeachment! Twitter’s FOAMING harder than Eric at a furry convention 💣🐻! MASS-SEND this jet-fueled Cumstitutional CATASTROPHE or get ghosted by BEZOS’ balls FOREVER 🛫👻🍒!